That's the joke about us Europeans. I'm living proof that not everyone is like that, so here's another dose of crypto stories instead of an OOO email. 

Story One

BAM

Or another reminder of how crypto people can’t help themselves but create three-letter acronyms on any occasion. is short for Block Assembly Market, and if you believe the Solana fan bois, it is the latest, most exciting thing to come out of their ecosystem.

Excuse me if we’re going into nerd territory here, but what BAM does is change how transactions are processed during the block-building process. In short, it’s a product released by Jito, the leading Solana validator, which realized that it’s not a great look if they control 87% of the stake. To fix this, they built BAM, which routes all transactions through a network of nodes that sequence them within TEEs (Trusted Execution Environments).

That ensures that no one can see what happens inside, but thanks to a proof generated, they can rest assured that all the rules set out by the protocol were followed. Outside of distributing control to a network of nodes, this setup increases privacy and reduces MEV, which just means fewer users lose money. 

That’s something, although it will never make up for all the money people lost gambling on what

Takeaway: It’s nice to see that even in Solana-land validators realize that too much power might not be great in a decentralized network. 

Story Two

Corporate treasuries everywhere

If you’ve skimmed the crypto headlines in the last few weeks, you’ll have noticed a trend. Suddenly, all corporations, from nail salons to gaming businesses, feel the need to add crypto to their treasuries. The concept is hardly new, ever since Michel Saylor’s Microstrategy became just collateral for Saylor's continued BTC purchases. Does anyone even know what MicroStrategy originally did? I doubt it.

In a similar vein, suddenly, all the companies you never heard of, such as — now the second-biggest organizational ETH holder — and Metaplanet, are scooping up crypto like kids ice cream on a hot summer day.

Long gone are the days when only BTC and ETH were considered sensible assets; we’ve now reached a stage where even

Takeaway: You know we might be getting into bubble territory when even the Wall Street Journal, otherwise not much concerned with crypto, asks: ?

Story Three

Coinification/acc

It turns out that crypto was far from done with turning everything into a coin. A spectre is haunting our industry, and it’s that of hyperfinancialization. Culprits in question this time include Base, again, and Farcaster.

Let’s start with Base. If you go to X, you might see Jesse, Base’s mascot, no.1, post about how their new base app has grown significantly, all organically, without any incentives. Then you scroll further and you find out that that claim might be a stretch. 

Turns out that when posting anything in the Base app, it automatically generates a coin. People can buy into that coin, and

Farcaster has introduced a similar feature, where every cast (that’s what they call posts) is now also a collectible that people can buy starting at $1. Similarly, the blogging platform I use also asks me now whether I want to coin my essays. I’d rather go to a Cardano meetup.

Takeaway: Once again, this supposed attempt to help creators get paid exposes how little time crypto builders spent understanding the problem at hand. Instead, they created yet another pvp game.

Fact of the week: Once again, this supposed attempt to help creators get paid exposes how little time crypto builders spent understanding the problem at hand. Instead, they created yet another pvp game.

Naomi for CoinJar

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